Good Jokes

Joke: A picture is worth a thousand words, but if Chuck Norris doesn't like it it is worth a thousand roundhouse kicks to the face.

Joke: A man is sitting in his living room when his so opens the front door of their house and yells, "Dad!"

The father quickly yells to the son, "If you want to talk to me get in here!"

The son runs in with his shoes on, "Sorry, where's the hose? I stepped in some dog poo."

Joke: What do you call a fat psychic?

Joke: Chuck Norris once cloned himself and decided to fight his clone. You may ask who won the fight? Chuck Norris did.

Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when kids go trick or treating, they give her candy.