Good Jokes

Joke: A bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here."

A faster-than-light neutrino walks into the bar.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's There?
Bumblebee
Bumblebee Who?
Bumblebee cold if you don't pull your pants up!

Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.

Joke: For Chuck Norris the first time's the charm.

Joke: A man's wife yells up the stairs to him, "The sun's finally come out!" He quickly throws shorts, flip flops, and a tank top on.

When he runs down stairs he sees his son holding his friend Tom's hand. The man's wife looks at him shocked, and says, "Oh God, not you too."