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Joke: A blonde woman has lived in Russia for many years. One day a government official comes to her and tells her, "Miss, quite a while back there was an error by a surveyor. You actually live in Ukraine."
The blonde replies, "Thank god! I don't think I could make it through one more Russian winter."
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who's Duff?
Who's duff who?
You da foo!
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By IamTHEbest
Joke: The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese." She says "Still not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says "Liver alone... cheese mine."
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Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your car!
My car who?
Your car who needs a tune-up! My engines knocking!
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