Good Jokes

Joke: What do you call a soot covered face, a large pickaxe, a hardhat, and overalls?

Joke: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Joke: How did the man get a job managing a sink hole?

Joke: A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

Joke: A doctor is extremely unlucky one week and loses three patients. Angry, the doctor decides to call death, but to her surprise, is put on hold. After a lengthy wait death answers the phone, "Thank you for your patients!"