Good Jokes

Joke: How do you know when a train has just come through?

Joke: Girl, if I could rearrange the periodic table I would put uranium and iodine together.

Joke: Which candy can't get anywhere on time?

Joke: Two men are playing golf together when they catch up to a couple of ladies who are playing very slowly. One of the men decides to ask them if they can play through but as he approaches them he realizes the women are his wife and mistress.

He tells the second man about the situation so the second man decides he will ask. He quickly turns around and says, "Small world."

Joke: Do you believe in one God?
Mathematician: Yes, up to isomorphism!