Good Jokes

Joke: What do you call two rabbits with an oxygen atom between them?

Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?

Joke: Three men are sitting on a beach in Jamaica talking about how they all ended up there. The first man says, "I ran a superstore out in California. But business got bad so one day there was a bad fire and I collected the insurance money and moved out here."

The next man says, "I had a Jewelry store in the Midwest. But business went downhill and we were robbed. So I collected the insurance and moved out here."

The final guy says, "I had a little fishery on the East Coast. One day a hurricane hit and I collected the insurance money. I had nothing left but the money so I moved out here."

The other two men look confused for a while then ask him, "How in the world did you start a hurricane?"

Joke: What washes up on really small beaches?

Joke: Why wouldn't 22/7 propose to π?