Good Jokes

Joke: Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is common sense.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Joke: A kid was in the hospital because he ate six plastic horses. The doctor described his condition as stable.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, the computer told her to "Press any key" and she searched for the 'any' key for hours before giving up.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interruption snail.
Interrupting snail who?
*10 seconds pass*
Snail!