Good Jokes

Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Joke: What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her belt loops have mile markers.

Joke: Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?

Joke: A man's boat is going down in German waters. He radios for help. On the other end he hears, "Vat is vrong?!"

The man replies, "I'm sinking! I'm sinking!"

The radio shouts back, "Okay! Vat are you sinking about?"