Good Jokes

Joke: What do you do if a rhino charges you?

Joke: A blonde walks into a store and shows a clerk she would like a particular TV. He tells her, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

Enraged she goes home, dyes her hair, and returns the next day. She approaches another salesman and shows him the TV. He tells her, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

Angry, she says, "How did you know I was blonde?"

He replies, "That's not a TV, it's a microwave."

Joke: What's the most important part of an underwear joke?

Joke: Who invented spaghetti?

Joke: What is the biggest pencil in the world?