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By gt1360
Joke: A man's children were curious about their names. The man's daughter asked him, "Dad, how did i get my name?" The father replied, "Well, you were laying down under a tree and a rose fell on your head, so i named you rose."
The second daughter asked, "Dad, how did i get MY name?" The father replied. "Well, you were laying down under a tree and a lily fell on your head, so i named you Lily."
Then his son came in the room and yelled, "RAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRR!!!"
The father replied, "Shut up, Brick!"
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Joke: A panda walks into a bar and after thinking it over, the bartender lets him stay. The panda eats his dinner and asks for a check. He looks at the check, nods his head, and shoots the waiter in the knee. The bartender runs over and looks at the table. The panda had left an open dictionary of the table, turned to the page with 'panda' on it. He reads the description "Panda; n. Large mammal from central Asia. Eats shoots and leaves."
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Joke: What flies and helps people?
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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the Kool-Aid guy broke through her wall and yelled "Oh no!"
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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she went to take a bath and the water jumped out!
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