Good Jokes

Joke: A man calls 911 because his wife is in labor. He yells, "My wife is in labor and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"

The dispatcher asks, "Is this her first child?"

The man replies, "No, I'm her husband!"

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said "Third bucket on the right."

Joke: Sometimes Chuck Norris gets tired during the day. We call that a solar eclipse.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has triabetes.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she put a quarter in the parking meter she waited for a gumball to drop out!