Good Jokes

Joke: You mama so fat, she needs four watches. One for each timezone!

Joke: Which elements are the most religious?

Joke: If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply says, "Run while you still have the chance."

Joke: What computer is best at making music?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move.