Good Jokes

Joke: What do you get when you mix a donkey and a onion?

Joke: a blind man walks into a bar...... and a table, and a stool.

Joke: What do you get if you combine a turtle and a porcupine?

Joke: Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Joke: Waiter, waiter will my pizza be long? No, it will be round