Good Jokes

Joke: A man was telling me he was thinking about opening several underground water storage facilities.

I replied, "Well, well, well."

Joke: A lawyer is getting out of his Rolls Royce and a truck slams into his car. He yells, "What the heck are you doing?!"

The driver replies, "Are you serious, you car so much about money you didn't even notice your arm is missing?"

At this point the lawyer freaks out, "And my Rolex!"

Joke: How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?

Joke: What age were pigs discovered in?

Joke: Why did the biologists fall in love?