Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so stupid she threw baseballs at Batman.

Joke: What's E.T. short for?

Joke: What are all of Jaws clothes made out of?

Joke: A man and his wife are in front of a judge deciding who gets them. The wife tells the judge, "I'm their mother. I birthed them and I should get to raise them."

The judge then turns to the father and asks for his reasoning. The man thinks for a while and retorts, "If I put a $1.50 into a pop machine and a coke comes out, the does the machine get the coke?"

Joke: Two fish are in a tank and they see a cat. One fish yells to the other, "Fire!"