Good Jokes

Joke: There are three men in a truck driving in a desert. Their names are Manners, Poo, and Shut Up.

Poo falls out of the truck but nobody notices. They finally stop at a gas station and Manners goes back to look for Poo while Shut Up waits at the station.

A policeman approaches Shut Up and asks "What's your name?" He replies "Shut Up." The policeman asks again "What's your name?!" He replies "Shut Up!" Annoyed, the policeman asks "Where are your manners?"

He replies "Gone picking up Poo."

Joke: Big Foot once captured a short and grainy video of Chuck Norris.

Joke: Why do all of the bears in Australia have jobs?

Joke: How do you fix an injured Jack o'lantern?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery!