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Joke: A man walks into the bar and says, "Pour me a stiff one! Just got into another fight with the old lady."
The bartender asks him, "How'd it end this time?"
The man replies, "She came crawling back to me on her hands and knees."
The bartender is surprised, "Wow, that's a change. What'd she say?"
The man says, "She said, 'Come out from under there, you little bitch.'"
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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.
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Joke: Pavlov is sitting in a bar when another patron rings the bell to get in. He gets up and says, "I forgot to feed the dogs," and leaves.
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interruption snail.
Interrupting snail who?
*10 seconds pass*
Snail!
9 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, the hospital she was born in has stretchmarks.
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