Good Jokes

Joke: A tree walks into a bank and asks for a loan. The teller says, "You'll have to speak to our branch manager."

Joke: When can't your pencil write a check?

Joke: Do you want to hear a math joke?

Joke: What do pigs give on Valentines day?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Disco!
Disco who?
Disconnected...