Good Jokes

Joke: Why are so many chemists alcoholics?

Joke: A chemist gives a girl some carbon-14 as a present. When she asks him why he tells her "I was hoping it would help me date you."

Joke: What do people soak their dentures in?

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
You. If you don't answer the door.