Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the boy spray the girl with the fire extinguisher?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made the Devil change his way and pray at church.

Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.

Joke: How do you get rid of an itch at home?

Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?