Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she makes the radio station skip!

Joke: An Asian woman goes to the bank to exchange some Yen for dollars. She hands the teller the same amount as she did the previous day but gets less American dollars in return. She asks the tell, "Why I get less today? Before I get a hundret and now only eighty?"

The teller tells her, "Fluctuations."

The lady replies, "Fluck you white people too!"

Joke: You: knock knock other: who's there? You: interrupting president? Other: interrupting president who? You: interupt at who and say Donald Trump.