Good Jokes

Joke: roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs to the zoo don't you worry i'll be there too! not in the cage but laughing at you you know why he said that?

Joke: 1,000,000 seconds = approx 11.5 days Add 3 more zero's to change 1 million to 1 billion. (Its only 3 more zero's right?) 1,000,000,000 seconds = approx 31.7 years. Now add 3 more zero's changing 1 billion into 1 trillion. (Its only 3 more zero's right?) 1,000,000,000,000 seconds = approx 31.7 thousand years. Now you know.

Joke: Why did the blind man stab himself?

Joke: A blonde woman wanted to make her mother proud by naming her first child after her favorite brother. When she introduced her mom to the baby she said "Mom, say hi to 'Uncle John'!"

Joke: A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.

Police have nothing to go on.