Good Jokes

Joke: How do you get rid of an itch at home?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goliath!
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you lookith tired!

Joke: What do you call an honest piece of paper?

Joke: What age were pigs discovered in?

Joke: A man tells the lady that takes tickets at the airport, "Send one of my bags to New York, one to Denver, and one to Miami."

The lady replies, "We can't do that sir."

The man replies, "Sure you can, you did it just a week ago."