Good Jokes

Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Joke: Chuck Norris only has two speeds: Walk and kill.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I scream.
I scream who?
What are you? An angry owl?

Joke: Why was the man so attached to his recliner?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!