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Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?


Punch line: Because they don't like to be soak down to the BONE.


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Joke: You're so ugly if you were my dog I'd shave it your ass and make you walk backwards!


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Joke: How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?


Punch line: 4, one to hold the light bulb and three to smoke until the room spins.


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Joke: What would happen if ( say the name of some known tweeker town) "some-town-name" burnt down?


Punch line: It would crack back


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Joke: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?


Punch line: A nervous wreck.


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