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Joke: What is gray, big, wrinkly, and not important?


Punch line: Irrelephant.


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Joke: A blonde asks her brunette friend, "Do you know what IDK stands for?"

Her friend replies, "I don't know."

The blonde replies, "OMG nobody does!"


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Joke: A knight and his men come back to the castle after a long day. The king asks him, "How are we faring?"

The knight replies, "Sire, I have been robbing, pillaging and burning down the towns of your enemies in the north all day long."

The king shrieks, "What?! I have no enemies in the north!"

The night replies, "Oh... You do now."


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Joke: What did the banana say to the vibrator?


Punch line: Why are you shaking?! She's not going to eat you!


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Joke: What's wrong with unemployment jokes?


Punch line: They don't work.


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