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Joke: A man walks up to another man and asks him , "Are you a lawyer?"

The other man replies, "Yes I am."

The other guy asks, "How much do you charge?"

The lawyer replies, "$500 per 4 questions."

The other guy replies, "Isn't that a little much?"

The lawyer replies, "Maybe, you have one more question."


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Joke: How do pilots take their hot dogs?


Punch line: Plane.


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Joke: What did the kidney say to the other kidney as it was failing?


Punch line: Urine trouble.


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Joke: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine?


Punch line: A flat minor!


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Joke: Why does nobody want to enter a contract with Wolverine?


Punch line: His retractable clause.


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