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Joke: A man tells his wife, "The neighbors hate us."

His wife asks, "Why?"

He says, "Remember the time we were making marshmallows and the fire broke out down the road and everyone rushed over to check it out?"

His wife replies, "Yeah?"

The man says, "We were still holding the sticks."


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Joke: What's the best way to burn 1000 calories?


Punch line: Leave the pizza in the oven.


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Joke: Why do chicken coops have two doors?


Punch line: If they had four doors they would be a chicken sedan.


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Joke: Man: When I get better will I be able to play the piano?
Doctor: Of course.
Man: Cool, I've always wanted to be able to play piano.


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Joke: Why did Victoria want to enter the boxing match with a sex change as the prize?


Punch line: So she could emerge the victor.


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