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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!


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Joke: How do you know if a toilet is sick?


Punch line: If it is flushed.


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Joke: What did the blonde ask when her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?


Punch line: Is... Is it mine?


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Joke: A man went to the dentist because he was missing some teeth. The dentist asks him, "How exactly did this happen?"

He replies, "My wife's bread is as hard as a rock!"

The dentist says, "You could have said no to eating it."

The man replies, "I know, how do you think this happened?"


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Joke: What should you do if you don't like the way women drive?


Punch line: Stay off of the sidewalk!


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