Funny Jokes

Joke: Why was the actor detained by airport officials?

Joke: Why do all math books need therapy?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
No! You're a poo!

Joke: Two blondes are standing on a balcony staring at the moon. One asks the other, "What do you think is closer, the moon or California?"

The other one replies, "Can you see Florida from here?"

Joke: A man has always had the dream of being in a circus. He approaches a man in charge of a circus and tells him, "I can do the best bird impression you have ever seen."

The man in charge says, "That's nothing special, a lot of people can do bird impressions."

The man turns and says, "Okay." Then he starts to flap his arms and flies away.