Funny Jokes

Joke: What has 200 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

Joke: Why did the chicken eject the cassette tape?

Joke: All the letters: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, and z were having a meeting when they realized a letter was missing. X says, "Is somebody missing?"

D replies, "Must be an absentee."

Joke: What do you call a sad porno?

Joke: What did the sports announcer get for Christmas?