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Joke: Why did somebody get shot just before the 100 meter dash?
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Joke: A man wakes up on his 33rd birthday on the 3rd day of the third month to notice the clock is stuck at 3:33. He opens up the newspaper and notices in the sports section (page 3) horse #3 in the 3rd race of the day is running 33 to 1 odds.
He takes all of his life savings ($33,333.33) out of the bank and bets it on the horse.
To his surprise, it comes in 3rd.
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Joke: Why did the insomniac go to jail?
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Joke: A king is about to go to war so he locks up his beautiful wife and hands his best friend a key, "If I'm not back in 4 days, she's yours."
The king rides off to war, but he immediately sees his friend riding up beside him. "What's wrong?" Demands the king.
His friend replies with labored breath, "Wrong key."
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Joke: How do you kill a circus?
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