Funny Jokes

Joke: Why is it a bad idea to fart in an Apple store?

Joke: What do you call a pretty girl on the arm of a drummer?

Joke: If meat is murder what is cake?

Joke: There's no I in denial!

Joke: Girlfriend: What are you doing?
Mathematician: Just wrestling with these unknowns in bed.
Girlfriend: What?!
Mathematician: Yeah. Just a minute ago I was working out some models.
*Hangs up*
Mathematician: Oh you thought... Hello?