Funny Jokes

Joke: What is gray, big, wrinkly, and not important?

Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.

What did this make him?

Joke: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Joke: What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Joke: Why was the ink blot sad?