Funny Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Joke: How did the man feel when somebody stole all of his lamps?

Joke: A bartender says "We don't serve time travelers here!"

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
...
That's what I thought.

Joke: Sex of the ages:

20 - 30: Triweekly.
30 - 40: Try weekly.
40 - 50: Try weakly.