Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you call a man with no shins?

Joke: How is an iPad like a pirate?

Joke: Why did somebody get shot just before the 100 meter dash?

Joke: A military captain approaches a prostitute and asks her, "Would you enjoy my company for $100?"

She replies, "Of course, a handsome military man like you."

The captain turns around, "COMPANY! FORWARD!"

Joke: There are two types of people in this world. Those who can't extrapolate.