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Joke: If meat is murder what is cake?


Punch line: Battery!


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Joke: Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says "If we don't get out of here alive, I love you man."

The other cupcake says "Oh my gosh... A talking cupcake!"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Juno who it is!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
America!
America who?
Just kidding, freedom rings!


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Joke: Three statisticians go hunting together and spot a deer. The first one aims and overshoots slightly. The second aims and undershoots slightly. The third one throws his gun down and yells "we got him!"


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