Funny Jokes

Joke: John got his girlfriend pregnant. Ever since then he has changed drastically. He has a new address, phone number, and name.

Joke: Which state is the home of small carbonated refreshments?

Joke: Why did the ghost go to the bar?

Joke: What did the blonde ask when her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!!!