Funny Jokes

Joke: There were three boys sitting on a curb. One was an orphan, what gave him away?

Joke: Why are people always mad when you hand them their 80th birthday card?

Joke: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Joke: A pirate goes to the doctor to have a few of the moles on his back checked out. When the doctor is finished he tells the pirate, "You're okay, they're benign."

The pirate responds, "Check again doc, there be at least twelve of them."

Joke: What kind of doctor is always on call?