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Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.


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Joke: How do you fix an injured Jack o'lantern?


Punch line: A pumpkin patch.


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Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?


Punch line: It's hard to bite through lead (Pb).


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Joke: What did the proton say to the other proton?


Punch line: I find you repulsive.


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Joke: Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?


Punch line: The directions said "Put in the oven at 180 degrees."


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Joke: What do you call a secret agent compound?


Punch line: Bond, Ionic bond. Taken, not shared.


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