Joke: Do you know the time?

Joke: What is a "Minimum"?

Joke: A man walks into a restaurant. A waitress recognizes him as a bum who rarely has any money. She confronts the man by asking him what does he want. He asks her how much is a cup of coffee and she tells him $0.99. Next he asks her how much is a refill and she tells him that refills are free. So the bum asks, "Can I please have a refill?"

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Focus

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Handsome

Joke: What do you get when you cross Federal Express and UPS?