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By jena
Joke: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
Punch line: I think I'm coming down with something!
Joke: Why did the tomato turn red?
Punch line: It saw the salad dressing!
Joke: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Punch line: They don't have the guts!
Joke: Why did the robber take a bath?
Punch line: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!
Joke: What did the judge say to the dentist?
Punch line: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!
Joke: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
Punch line: Because you dribble on the floor!