Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Defense

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Tumor

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Cauterize

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Nascar

Joke: A man walks into a restaurant. A waitress recognizes him as a bum who rarely has any money. She confronts the man by asking him what does he want. He asks her how much is a cup of coffee and she tells him $0.99. Next he asks her how much is a refill and she tells him that refills are free. So the bum asks, "Can I please have a refill?"

Joke: What do you say to the "Dye" when you want it go on?