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Joke: Did you hear the joke about the pencil?
Punch line: But it doesn't have any point.
Joke: Why is a horse like a wedding?
Punch line: Because they both need a GROOM!!!
Joke: What is the best hand to write with?
Punch line: Neither - it's best to write with a pen!
Joke: What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
Punch line: The full moon because it's lighter!
Joke: What do elves do after school?
Punch line: Gnomework.
Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me out!
Punch line: Certainly, which way did you come in?
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