Joke: Why do farts stink?

Joke: Woman: Can I buy Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Could you give it to me over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.

Joke: Even if Chuck Norris got a sex change, he would still be the man.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!

Joke: Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Joke: A police officer came to my house trying to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.

I told him, "My dog doesn't even have a bike."