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Joke: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?


Punch line: Ants!


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Joke: What is worse than having one baby screaming?


Punch line: Two babies screaming!


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Joke: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?


Punch line: She was caught taking a brake!


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Joke: What did the candle say to the other candle?


Punch line: I'm going out tonight.


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Joke: What is a "Minimum"?


Punch line: A very small mother!


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Joke: A man walks into a restaurant. A waitress recognizes him as a bum who rarely has any money. She confronts the man by asking him what does he want. He asks her how much is a cup of coffee and she tells him $0.99. Next he asks her how much is a refill and she tells him that refills are free. So the bum asks, "Can I please have a refill?"


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