Joke: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?

Joke: What is worse than having one baby screaming?

Joke: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

Joke: What did the candle say to the other candle?

Joke: What is a "Minimum"?

Joke: A man walks into a restaurant. A waitress recognizes him as a bum who rarely has any money. She confronts the man by asking him what does he want. He asks her how much is a cup of coffee and she tells him $0.99. Next he asks her how much is a refill and she tells him that refills are free. So the bum asks, "Can I please have a refill?"