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Joke: What do you get when you cross Federal Express and UPS?

Joke: If you had sex every single day for a year and used a condom every time and at the end of the year you turn those used condoms into a tire, what would you call the tire?

Joke: The big bad wolf sneaks up behind the horny Little Red Riding Hood and tells her they're going to have sex. She reaches in her picnic basket and pulls out a gun and says, "no, you're not you're going to eat me just like the book says".

Joke: One night Billy walks into his favorite bar in Tennessee and an outsider from out of town was boistfully telling jokes and making fun of people from Tennessee. The man was clearly upsetting a lot of people so Billy asked the man his name and the man answered Jim. Billy asked Jim if he knew the four types of orgasms women have in Tennessee. When Jim answered no, Billy said: "well, I'll tell you Jimbo. The first type of orgasm a woman has in Tennessee is the regular orgasm. That's where she screams 'oh yes, oh yes'. Now Jim the second type of orgasm a woman has in Tennessee is the holy orgasm. That's where she screams, 'oh God, oh God'. Jim, the third type of orgasm a woman has in Tennessee is the unexpected. That's where she screams, 'oh shit, oh shit'. You listening Jim because the fourth type of orgasm a woman has in Tennessee is the fake orgasm. That's where the woman screams, 'oh Jim, oh Jim'."