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By jena
Joke: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
Punch line: Because there was no atmosphere.
Joke: Why is tennis such a loud game?
Punch line: Because each players raises a racquet!
Joke: What did the light bulb say to its mother?
Punch line: I wuv you watts and watts.
Joke: Why is it not safe to sleep on trains?
Punch line: Because they run over sleepers.
Joke: Why didn't the girl take the bus home?
Punch line: Because her parents would make her take it back.
Joke: What does one bucket say to the other?
Punch line: I am feeling pale today!