Joke: Patient: Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull your self together.

Joke: Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

Joke: How did the bubblegum cross the road?

Joke: knock knock who's there? europe europe who? why are you saying your up there?

Joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Joke: Why did the cookie go to the hospital