Joke: What's the best thing about waking up in the morning to go to school?

Joke: Yo mama so fat her scabs are in the shape of bacon

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said I want your weight not your phone number.

Joke: Your mamas so fat her cloak size is quidditch pitch

Joke: Knock Knock: Who's There?: Cows Go: Cows Go Who?: No Silly, Cows Go MOOOOOOO!!!!

Joke: Knock,knock Who's there Who Who,who Your an owl